Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I have a woman who drives close to an hour to get Brazilians from me. Although she always showers right before she gets in the car to drive to Rochester, she is paranoid that her lady parts won’t be fresh and clean for me. So she figured out a way to not get sweaty on the drive. She wears a skirt with no undies, cranks the air conditioning, and puts her left leg on the console to allow maximum air flow to her crotch.

I had another woman ask me for a modesty towel. We don’t use modesty towels at Mark & ME. For starters, they get in the way. Secondly, they generate tons more wash. Most importantly, I need to see your vagina. There is no need to feel awkward. It’s just a vagina. I have one too. No big deal.
~celebrate your Brazilian with no modesty!~

A lady took a hiatus from me. She said she sported the natural look. I think people have different perceptions of what is natural.
~your Brazilian naturalist~

For those who like to read, Bared to You is the new Fifty Shades. Most notable difference….the main character gets a Brazilian.

In case you haven’t seen my son getting waxed on U Tube, it’s called 2 Dudes Get A Brazilian. It may seem strange to some people that a mom would wax her son’s genitalia, but that’s not how I look at it. It’s just a body part, like the vagina, that shouldn’t be hairy and it is my job to remedy the situation. But I had to laugh when one of my followers commented that waxing my son was truly hands-on parenting. I guess, in a way, it is.

Not only do I blog daily, I tweet. My name is SassySnatch. I like to share clever thoughts about this whole vagina thing. My first tweet describes it best: I tweet about twats. So I had to laugh when a new follower commented that I don’t have a twitter account, but a twatter account.
~babbling about brazilians~

A girl that normally shaves on a daily basis decided to grow her hair out and try a Brazilian since her boyfriend lives out of town. She didn’t tell him she was getting waxed. When she got to his place and they started fooling around, he wanted to know why her lady parts felt different, because he couldn’t believe how smooth it was.

When the girl from yesterday brought her friend in the room, she exclaimed “this is your vaginal debut!”
~Brazilians on Broadway~

A client bought her friend in for a Brazilian. The new girl was very shy about taking her pants off. Her friend told her to drop ’em like a prostitute. It worked.

When you come in for your first Brazilian, I often refer to you as a virgin. When a 28 year old bride to be came in and told me she was a virgin, she meant a real virgin in every sense. Strange to think that I was the first person to go between her legs.