Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

If you don’t have a special someone to enjoy your Brazilian, you can always turn to BOB, your battery operated boyfriend.

Since I cannot afford a publicist, I have been brainstorming different ways to market the The Happy Hoo-Ha. I was thinking of putting something on U-Tube. Any thoughts?

Speaking of educational… a client told me that her friend didn’t know she had three holes. Sad that people don’t know their body better. Maybe the next edition of
The Happy Hoo-Ha should be The Helpful Hoo-Ha.

I have had several people tell me that they thought The Happy Hoo-ha was educational. Who would have thought my lady part ramblings could be viewed that way?

When your hair gets tangled in your husband’s clippers, you are past due for a Brazilian.

Occasionally, I teach private classes on waxing. One of my protégées used to wax Brazilians on men as well as women. Now that she is pregnant, however, she doesn’t wax men any more. She had to stop, because a few men have kicked her in the stomach and she decided it wasn’t worth the risk.

The article on crabs said that one third of the UK population would personally experience an infestation of pubic lice in their lifetime. Fortunately, Brazilians are changing that statistic. I still, however, have no desire to travel there.

A client sent me an article that said that crabs have become an endangered species since the popularity of Brazilians. I really AM saving the world!

I heard about a dermatologist who told his patient that he didn’t like the way the pubic area looked when it was shaved. He told her it looked like bacon.

If you read The Happy Hoo-Ha and liked it, do me a favor and go to Amazon and like the book on its website. I’m hoping it will help my sales and my exposure. Thank You!
~your Brazilian Author~