Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Occasionally, I teach private classes on waxing. One of my protégées used to wax Brazilians on men as well as women. Now that she is pregnant, however, she doesn’t wax men any more. She had to stop, because a few men have kicked her in the stomach and she decided it wasn’t worth the risk.

The article on crabs said that one third of the UK population would personally experience an infestation of pubic lice in their lifetime. Fortunately, Brazilians are changing that statistic. I still, however, have no desire to travel there.

A client sent me an article that said that crabs have become an endangered species since the popularity of Brazilians. I really AM saving the world!

I heard about a dermatologist who told his patient that he didn’t like the way the pubic area looked when it was shaved. He told her it looked like bacon.

If you read The Happy Hoo-Ha and liked it, do me a favor and go to Amazon and like the book on its website. I’m hoping it will help my sales and my exposure. Thank You!
~your Brazilian Author~

Brazilians aren’t that scary. Don’t psych yourself out.

Someone commented that I have a lot of big girl stories and she, as a thin girl, felt left out. It is just that my bigger girls often make references to their size that are funny. My skinny girls share other stories that are unrelated to their size but equally as funny.
~your Brazilian storyteller~

I had just finished a big girl for the first time and while she was lying on her side, she looked over her shoulder at me and said “now you can say you’ve waxed the biggest ass in Rochester.” I told her I’ve waxed bigger. And I have.

Even when I travel to other cities across the country, I meet women who have had nightmare Brazilian experiences. It isn’t rocket science people!

Brazilians make you feel bodacious!