Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

A man on the radio today said the penis has no conscience. I know when a penis meets one of my Brazilian clients, it most definitely does not.

Yesterday a manatee swam up to my kayak. As I was petting its back, it rolled over so I could pet its belly. It was a mommy and had a baby nearby in the water. I couldn’t help but notice that manatees don’t need Brazilians. Her lady parts were bald.

When some clients come in for Brazilians, they say they are headed to Brazil. I love the idea of our salon being referred to as a tropical paradise in an exotic country.

My daughter is going on a bullet train today. It made me think of how a man acts like the conductor of a bullet train when his woman gets a Brazilian.

I talk about different names women call their lady parts in The Happy Hoo-Ha. A woman told me I needed to add her name to my list. She calls it her Bajingo. I told her she had a bushy Bajingo. When I finished, I told her she had a beautifully bald Bajingo. So here’s a shout out to all those bald Bajingo’s out there.

A new Brazilian inquiry said her boyfriend is tired from the chaffing by her porcupine hoo-ha. Amen to change!

Some people call it Mark & ME, some call it the ripping station It’s all good.

see what happens when I stop in…lol you get the latest buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I told an 80 year old woman that The Happy Hoo-Ha was a book about vaginas. She said that was wonderful, because we all have one.

Chicks dig BOB.