Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I want everyone to have a Happy Hoo-Ha.

I heard about an upscale salon in town that cancelled all their appointments yesterday because it was snowing out. We stayed open until 6:30 and were busy with hair and wax clients. Don’t mess with the staff or clients of Mark & ME, because we would never let a little snow get in the way of proper grooming.

A woman came into my room and the first thing she did was warn me that since she has had kids, if she laughed, she might pee on me. ~Beware of Brazilian Body Fluids~

Valentine’s Day is one week away. I know a gift he’ll like way better then chocolate.
~Brazilians. The gift that keep on giving.~

Mark asked me to decorate the salon for Valentine’s Day, so I gave a woman a Brazilian and left some hair in the shape of a heart on her.

I’m pretty OCD about the symmetry of my shapes, so it really isn’t necessary to draw the shape you want on the front of your pubis with pencil eyeliner.
~your Brazilian artist~

I have had some interesting comments about The Happy Hoo-Ha. One person noticed one grammar error. Another noticed two.

One of Mark’s clients congratulated me on getting my children’s book published. I told her it wasn’t a children’s book. She was surprised. She thought it looked like one. Having a Happy Hoo-ha may make us act childlike, but it really isn’t appropriate reading material for a child.

I love when women come in to get their first Brazilian and aren’t scared, just excited about how sexy they are going to feel afterwards. When I asked a new client who was super excited how she heard about me, she said “really, you’re IT!” Thank you. That made my day.

If lots of women have friends named BOB, who do men have?
~The Happy Hoo-ha question of the day~