The official book premiere of The Happy Hoo-Ha is tomorrow, February 16th, from 4-6pm at The Loving Cup in Rochester New York. They will be featuring signature drinks such as the Brazilian Rainforest and The Happy Hoo-Ha. Is this cool or what?
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
If you don’t have someone to love your Brazilian, love yourself!
I’m going to be on The Brother Wease Show Friday morning at 9am. I heard he refers to Brazilians as hard wood floors. I don’t think women’s bodies are ever that hard.
Don’t worry, I won’t rip open your stretch marks when I wax you.
I want everyone to have a Happy Hoo-Ha.
I heard about an upscale salon in town that cancelled all their appointments yesterday because it was snowing out. We stayed open until 6:30 and were busy with hair and wax clients. Don’t mess with the staff or clients of Mark & ME, because we would never let a little snow get in the way of proper grooming.
A woman came into my room and the first thing she did was warn me that since she has had kids, if she laughed, she might pee on me. ~Beware of Brazilian Body Fluids~
Valentine’s Day is one week away. I know a gift he’ll like way better then chocolate.
~Brazilians. The gift that keep on giving.~
Mark asked me to decorate the salon for Valentine’s Day, so I gave a woman a Brazilian and left some hair in the shape of a heart on her.