Research has determined that, in today’s society, being bald is more visually appealing. I agree.
~go Brazilians!~
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
I hope everyone has a Happy Hoo-Ha kind of day.
It’s the middle of the day and a girl comes in for a Brazilian and says “don’t mind me, but I’ve haven’t showered yet today.” Really?
A man told me that he got Brazilians, because it was better when he wiped his ass. Agreed.
Rip Rip Fizz Fizz
Ah what a relief it is.
~Brazilian Satisfaction~
A woman made faces at me, tried protecting her privates but got wax on her hands, growled at me, then told me she hated me. It wasn’t her first Brazilian with me either. Another example of a love-hate relationship.
A girl kept grabbing her lower stomach while I was trying to do her Brazilian. I asked her to move her hands. She said she didn’t want to, because it was comforting to hold onto her fat.
Sometimes blood will seep through the pores during a Brazilian. Don’t let that deter you from getting it done. There is never that much blood that a vampire would ever take notice.
The average Brazilian takes me less then 10 minutes, so there is no reason to pop a zombie pill. The process is really no big deal. It’s the afterward that is the amazing big deal.
Fuck is the number one swear word said in the waxing room. When a girl screamed “Holy Fuck” the other day, I told her that I love when fucking becomes holy.