I know an older guy who went fishing with a bunch of his buddies. The one friend told him that when he watched porn, he got a tingle in his naughty parts.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
A friend of my mom’s told me she hadn’t read my book. I asked her if she had a problem with vaginas. She told me that not only did she still have one, she even took it out and used it once in awhile.
They also talked about Male Brazilians on the Golden Globes. Just a reminder to get your man to buck up and get it done.
I loved that they talked about Brazilians on the Golden Globes last night. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
A 31 week pregnant women begged me not to put her into labor with her twins, because she wasn’t ready yet. I know I have the control when I do your Brazilian, but, believe it or not, I am not omnipotent.
Some women need to hang onto something during their Brazilian. Often that something is my ass.
I was doing a “Brozillian” on a new guy who said, “You’ve never been kicked have you?” I couldn’t stop laughing.
After two weeks of playing in the sand, it was fun getting back in the bush yesterday.
Signed, Your Brazilian Bushwhacker
You would think that it is more important to be waxed in warmer climates, but I cannot even stand how my knee socks feel when my leg hair is growing out, let alone my thermal undies.