Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

It only takes five
To know you’re alive.
One little rip
And your lady parts will thrive!

I posted some close up’s of my face to demonstrate the changes in my skin since I started using a product called Nerium. My Facebook page lost a few “likes” as a result. I think I better stick to chatting about hairy v-j-jays and smelly snatches.

The definition of considerate is being thoughtful of others. I had a client perform a very considerate act while I was giving her a Brazilian. She jumped off the table in the middle of the service, walked to the far corner of the room, and passed gas politely.

I’d make a fortune in Vegas. Not gambling. Just waxing. If the women aren’t naked, they might as well be!

What I liked most about Tosh’s performance was that he talked about subjects that most people find taboo and found humor in them. I feel the same way when I write my blog or think about the contents of The Happy Hoo-Ha. Millions of women get Brazilians, but there are just as many people who are embarrassed to talk about them. And I know there are countless people who are offended that I share my stories about my career publicly. But I truly believe that finding the humor in a bizarre service like a Brazilian Wax not only takes some of the fear out of the experience, but can make it a lot fun. So on this beautiful Superbowl Sunday, let’s say cheers to finding more humor in our lives and not giving a shit if people like it or not.

Last night I saw the comedienne Tosh in Vegas. He talked about “stanky snatches” and, for some reason, I felt right at home.

Today is my 1400th consecutive blog. No OCD here. And yesterday, I had more views on a blog then ever before. The closest I ever got was when I announced that we offered Men’s Brazilians at the salon. Thank you for all of your support. I will try to continue to keep you amused with my ramblings.

I put a full page ad in a local magazine this month. It had a woman laying against a couch, dressed in a leotard and jacket, and she had heels on. I thought it was tasteful and a little sexy, which is how you should feel after going to a beauty salon. I didn’t shove the word Brazilian in anyone’s faces and the only skin showing on this woman was her legs. Some people complained that the ad was too risqué. It boggles my mind that anyone would find this ad inappropriate or distasteful. Maybe after all of these years looking at naked people I have a distorted view of what is risqué and inappropriate. Either way, people are talking about Mark & ME and I’m psyched that our name is getting out there.

Hump days are happier with they are hairless.
~Brazilian Wisdom~

A girl came in for a Brazilian. She didn’t think I’d remember her, so the first thing she said when she walked in the room was, “I’m the girl who scissored you!” Yep, I remembered her.