I have officially left the bush and am headed towards palm trees. I will do my best to be clever while I am away. Usually the rum runners help.
~your Brazilian sun worshipper~
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
I received an email from a guy who thanked me for making him feel comfortable during his wax. He was surprised at how much we laughed during the service. I vowed long ago to make sure no one ever felt awkward while getting a Brazilian with me. We all have similar parts that we want hair free, so it should not be a big deal. Besides, it makes my day much more enjoyable when I treat my clients like friends I am seeing at a party.
I would not be the Brazilian Wax Queen if it was not for Valentine’s Day. In fact, there would be no Mark & M.E. if I didn’t say “I do” 27 years ago. So here is a shout out to Mark for making me his Queen on this very special day.
A single mom, who works full time and goes to school full time, came into the salon feeling overwhelmed and exhausted. As soon as she got on the table, she started crying, and it was not from the pain of the Brazilian. My goal during this service was to make her laugh. While I was waxing between her cheeks, I told her the story of the lady who had such a big hiney that she needed her boyfriend to hold up her left butt cheek so I could wax that area on her. The laughter in the room was gregarious and I felt like I scored a home run.
Tis the season for shapes. Left a “heart” on 2 ladies yesterday.
~your Brazilian Sculptor~
In the third “Fifty Shades” book, the main character surprises her husband and gives herself a Brazilian. She said that she had no idea the absence of pubic hair could make such a difference. Tell us something we don’t know.
It is all over the news that Brazilians are “out” and the “natural” look is in. And I have to agree that hairy and sweaty are a more natural state. It doesn’t mean that I like it.
I love making people laugh. Who would have thought that a person lying naked from the waist down would be my stage?
~your Brazilian comedienne~
So you may not think you need a Brazilian this Valentine’s Day because you don’t have anyone special in your life. But, no one is more special then you. So spoil yourself and get one anyways. Besides, it can be very uncomfortable when long hair gets tangled with BOB.
I had a girl tell me that “sex sucks when you shave.” I think she would be a good spokesperson for Brazilians and Mark & ME.