One of my client’s was so excited about getting a Brazilian that she was hoping it would lead to lamp-breaking sex.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
A woman asked my daughter if it was awkward having a mom that did Brazilians for a living. Kaylah said, “No, not really. In fact, she waxes me.”
The cool thing about a book signing is now there are people from places like New Mexico, Arkansas, and Wisconsin who are learning about
The Happy Hoo-Ha!
I met an old guy named Bob at a coffee shop who asked me what I wrote a book about. I told him it was a book about Brazilian Bikini Waxing. He told me he likes to take pictures of Brazilian Women in thongs. Friends for life.
Earlier in the year, my sister and I saw a fin in the ocean while we were kayaking, so we chased it. The other day, my girlfriend told me that doing Brazilians for a living was a perfect job for me, because I am the kind of person that likes to chase fins.
In the movie Borat, someone tells Borat that he should buy a Corvette because it is a pussy magnet. It is a really funny scene, because he is completely intrigued by the notion of acquiring this so-called pussy magnet. What made me really laugh is that I have a Corvette and I attract pussies.
~Your Brazilian Magnet~
It is always funny when I see clients out socially. You never know what they will refer to me as to their friends. Last night I was called The Vagina Lady.
I owned a fur coat for over 20 years that I never wore, because it made me uncomfortable knowing how many animals were killed to make the coat. I finally got rid of it, because I could not even stand having it hang in my closet. It is ironic how anti-fur I was even before I started doing Brazilians for a living.
A girl told her mom she was going to try a Brazilian. The mother could not believe her daughter would go through the humiliation of having a stranger do that to her. She assured her mom that coming to me was like going to a doctor. A bikini doctor.
You can get ingrown hairs from shaving, waxing or doing nothing. They are annoying. A woman told me she removed an ingrown hair that had a root so big that it had its own zip code.