Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

If I quit waxing, I cannot imagine teaching again. How would I be able to talk about forests or grasslands and keep a straight face?

Who said you can’t teach this old dog new things? Yesterday I did a Brozillian with hard wax and there was no pain, redness, irritation or tears! I was able to rip off the hair without ripping off the skin. It was so cool!

When a girl asked one of my clients why she would spend money getting a Brazilian, she told her that for sixty dollars, she felt like a million dollars.

In the book “The Secret,” it tells you to verbally express your gratitude. In my professional life, I am extremely grateful for the relationships with my clients that I have developed over the years. And, although it may sound strange, I have to be honest and say that I am also grateful for all of your hairy lady parts, because that is the reason you became a part of my life.

After reading The Happy Hoo-Ha, I know several women who have purchased shower heads with a hose. Not a bad idea.

Women grab me all the time. They grab my arms, my hands, and even my butt. But I had another first at Mark and ME this week. A lady actually grabbed my pubic bone. Although it is no big deal for me to touch you in your private area during a Brazilian, it was strange to have a woman touch me in that part of my body.

Come in for a bikini, leave with a Brazilian. I cannot help it.

A woman told me that for three days after she gets a Brazilian, all she wants to do is have sex. What a shame.

Companies actually teach Speed Waxing. I do not feel like what I do is all about speed. I have always tried to be as efficient as possible, because, for most people, Brazilians hurt. So, in my mind, the more efficiently I complete the service, the more likely you will come back to me a second time.

I met a woman who owns a waxing salon that has the most creative descriptions of her wax services. She refers to a Bikini Wax as “just outside the box.”