There are times when you can’t wear panties under a fitted dress, because the lines look tacky. Having a powder puff in the lower front of your dress looks tacky as well. Another reason Brazilians are so important.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
The gentleman from yesterday also said it wasn’t a thorough waxing, because the technician didn’t seem comfortable working on his private area. You can’t do this job if you’re afraid of touching someone’s junk. It’s just another body part, and it shouldn’t be a big deal to have to work with it. Besides, it doesn’t bite, you know.
I have always found it interesting to hear about how other technicians perform Brazilians. Women have been sharing their experiences with me for as long as I can remember. Now that I am waxing more men, I am getting another perspective on their experiences. A guy told me that the last place he got waxed put him on his hands and knees which he made him feel very uncomfortable. It makes me uncomfortable too. Rest assured, you can leave your doggie positions at home.
Usually women pull away from me when I am giving them a Brazilian. I think it is human nature to want to go in the opposite direction from a source that is causing you pain. But I had a lady actually roll towards me after I did that dreaded rip in the front that hurts the most. Not only did she roll towards me so she was completely on her left side, she hugged my body. Brazilian waxing breeds intimacy. It’s a beautiful thing.
Every time you get a Brazilian, it gets a little easier. When I was waxing a girl for the second time, she was proud of herself for staying composed. She told me that the first time I waxed her, she was naming all of the twelve apostles.
I was watching the original Jaws movie last night, and I feel the same anticipation every time the classic music starts and the shark is on the prowl. When they show the shark scoping out all of the people’s legs who are swimming and playing in the water, I couldn’t help but think that is how men react when we get a fresh Brazilian.
Many women get their first Brazilian before they get married. I had a girl wish me a happy anniversary, because it was one year ago when we met and when she got married.
Today, millions of people around the world celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. Hopefully my Brazilian devotees will experience another kind of resurrection on this special day.
A man told me that getting waxed “between the cheeks” was one of the most rewarding things he had ever done in his life.
With the amount of waxes scheduled at the salon this week, I know for a fact that there will a ton of Easter Bunnies who will be excited that the mommies of the household don’t have any Easter Grass in their baskets.