When someone emails me for a date to remove a furry animal, how can I say no?
~your Brazilian exterminator~
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
When I was waxing a soccer player who started pushing her leg against my back, I confess that I was close to being flattened on the table.
Snap, crackle, holy crap, I popped your Brazilian Cherry!
Getting waxed “between the cheeks” is vital to good genital grooming. And if we refer to that area on men as crack to sac, it only makes sense that we refer to that area on women as crack to crack.
I love to hear that people Facebook stalk me. It means that my crazy ramblings about the life of a Brazilian Wax Queen are as amusing to others as they are to me.
Getting a Brazilian can affect a man like dangling a carrot in front of a rabbit.
If Mark had not put a diamond ring in a glass of champagne 28 years ago today, there would be no Mark & ME and I highly doubt I would have discovered the wonders of the Brazilian Bikini Wax.
People ask me on a daily basis how I can do Brazilians for a living. Honestly, I cannot imagine NOT doing Brazilians for a living.
“The only down side to a fresh Brazilian is the change in your urine stream.” Classic line I received yesterday from one of my awesome clients.
A 40 year old woman told me she could not wait for the day she could retire. I told her I cannot imagine never going to Mark & ME again. In fact, I am saddened that I will be forced to stop one day because my parts are aging faster then I am. I guess it really is true what they say. If you love what you do for a living, you will never work another day in your life.