A woman told me, in an authoritative and fairly scolding voice, that I better not remove her clit or her hemorrhoid. I assured her that there was no hair on her clit and I most definitely was not touching her freaking hemorrhoid.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
When someone is in a lot of pain, adrenaline often kicks in and causes the body to quiver and shake. Don’t ever be embarrassed or apologize if this happens to you. Instead of worrying that the shaking is due to the pain, let’s think of it as your body getting really excited about your wax!
I have been disappointed that the number of people who see my peculiar posts about the puss have been drastically waning. I just learned that Facebook only allows 1-2% of my followers to see what I have to say every day. They want busniesses to pay in order to reach a wider audience. The only way for me to spread my love for a Happy Hoo-Ha without paying for it is when people like, share and post on my page. So I want to thank everyone who participates in my snatchy sentiments every day, and if you think of a post that you found particularly funny, feel free to go back and share it.
This is a fun time of the year, because a lot women are coming in to try this Brazilian thing for the first time. I had several wax virgins come to the salon yesterday to take that trip through the Brazilian Rainforest with me. One of the newbies was so nervous and got herself so worked up that clients could hear her screaming when they entered the salon. She was one of the loudest screamers to date. It sounded like she was giving birth. And although she fought me with every ounce of her being, I was able to complete her journey to South America.
I tell women on a daily basis that Brazilians enhance their sex lives. One woman wanted to know how that was possible? She said that since her lips were stuck together, there was no way in.
I was driving home from work the other day and heard the song “Tighten Up” by Archie Bell. You may or may not know this song, but I listen to oldies so I know the song well. I’ve never really thought about the lyrics until the other day. As I was listening to the chorus, all I could think of was that one client from a few months ago who told me she didn’t wear her Ben Waa Balls to her appointment with me, because she was afraid that when she flinched, the balls would go flying across the room and break my window.
I would like to wish all the moms that I have waxed, the moms to be and the women who have the potential to be a mom but choose not to, a very Happy Mother’s Day!
When I had The Happy Hoo-Ha published, it took six weeks for the book to be converted to an electronic version. Things have really changed in the last year and a half. I am excited to say that The Happy Hen House is available on your Kindle today!
Today is my 1500th consecutive blog, and I never imagined that I would have enough to say for that many days without skipping at least one. I need to have things orderly and balanced in my life, which is why I freaked out this morning and went online and saw that my 2nd book entitled “The Happy Hen House” is available on Amazon as of today!
If you want the area “between your cheeks” waxed, you must give us access to the area in question. I agree that it is a strange sensation having hot wax spread around your butt hole, but clenching your cheeks together like a wild animal who has a death grip on its prey makes it impossible to get to the promised land.