Strive for vageen delirium this Valentine’s Day. #Brazilians #marknme

Go for v-j-jay dominance this Valentine’s Day. #Brazilians #marknme

Be a Vagina Diva this Valentine’s Day. #Brazilians #marknme

If #Sassysnatch doesn’t wake up ready to rip, it’s because she is waking up to this. #FlroidaKeys

Like getting my glasses kicked off my face wasn’t enough? Earlier this week, a girl kicked me in the ear so hard that my ear was actually ringing for a short while!

I love making hoo-ha’s happy.  That’s why I wrote The Happy Hoo-Ha!

Occupational hazards: Mine just happens to be wrestling with half naked women all day.

I love that the retro Afro look is coming back…on the head.

Getting a Brazilian makes you feel so strong…like you can kick anybody’s ass.

Hibernating your hoo-ha in the winter doesn’t make the season any easier to endure. It makes it even longer.