Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
My girlfriend and I hung out with a lady from Hawaii at Bar American on Saturday night. When she asked me what I did for a living, I told her I owned a salon and I’m also a writer. When she asked the names of my books, I told her that I couldn’t tell her, I had to show her. So I pulled out my card and handed it to her. Once again, my business card provoked outrageous laughter.
Last night, I flew to New York to see 50 Shades The Musical with my best friend. It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen on stage. Christian looked like a mix between Drew Carey and Chris Farley, and his performance made me laugh off every stitch of makeup I had on. If I wasn’t obsessed with 50 before, I most definitely am now. This was one instance that a hairy chest couldn’t have been any more endearing. Check it out. You’ll thank me.
Last 50 Shades comment… aside from the leg and pubic hair, I just didn’t get the same feelings watching them as I did reading about them.
More 50 Shades…It’s impossible not to notice that Christian is overdue for a little personal grooming as well. I really think they needed M.E. to be their professional consultant in this matter.
50 Shades cont…I’m not sure if it’s a familial trait, but even my nephew noticed the hair on Ana’s thighs standing on end during the first sex scene in the movie. I think it was to show she was excited, or maybe just cold. All I know is that I fantasized, not about Christian touching me for the first time, but waxing those bad boys bare.
Just for the record, it is obvious in the movie 50 Shades of Grey that Ana hasn’t gotten a Brazilian yet. That doesn’t happen until the next movie. I wonder how I knew that?
Since I use a new stick every time, I go through a stupid amount of large craft sticks. I try to buy them whenever Michaels has a 25% off sale. The cashiers often ask why I buy such a large quantity, and I normally just say that I own a salon. Yesterday, however, I must have been feeling feisty. When the woman asked me what kind of craft I was doing, I said vagina‘s. Her expression was priceless.
She was shaking.
As I was taking.
The mounds of hair.
That interfered with baking.
There was no faking.
Her body’s quaking.
But now she’s making
Love cuz she’s bare.
Hundreds of men received the most tasty treats this Valentines Day, thanks to the Mark & M.E. Salon in Rochester, NY!
I guess #marknme is a fitting name of our salon since Mark & M.E. celebrate 28 years of marriage on this very sexy and very romantic day.