The girl that I left the Skinny Vag-a-tini on said she would be proud to say that her vagina was the model for our new design. I love when women have pride in their hoo-ha’s!
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
When I leave a triangle on the front of a woman, I call it a martini glass. Yesterday, a girl asked me to be creative and leave something small and cute. So I left her a small and dainty triangle. While I was admiring my work, I had another epiphany. In keeping up with current trends, I believe it is fitting to coin this new look as a Skinny Martini, or maybe a Skinny Snatch Martini….what do you think?
Did you know that the clitoris is the only organ designed purely for pleasure? That is why it is important to keep things looking pretty in that area.
The first time I was on with The Chamberboys, they called me a milf. I had forgotten all about it, because it was an expression I had never heard of. They reminded me of that last night on the air, so I just looked it up in the Urban Dictionary. I’m not sure if I should be flattered or go back and spank them!
People often have strange reasons for wanting a Brazilian. A man in his 40’s was doing various things to prepare his body for the local Polar Plunge. He thought if he shocked his body in different ways, the plunge would be easier to handle. So he did snow angels in his underwear. He walked barefoot to the end of his driveway. Lastly, he came to Mark & M.E. and got a Brazilian Wax.
I guess I can leave the shape of a heart on you if you ask really nicely.
~Brazilian Artist~
Feel like it’s a Valentine pre-game show at #marknme today. Bring it on Rochester!
It’s hard not to feel a connection with a woman when your head is between her legs.
~Bonding through a Brazilian~
I was talking to a nurse about doing Brazilians on men. She told me that it wouldn’t bother her, because, as a nurse, she has seen more penises than a prostitute.
Do unto others? How many of you would like to trade places with me and give me a Brazilian?