A woman in her 80’s asked me if I read 50 Shades? I admitted that I did. She said she read the 1st and 3rd book and thought it was a very good love story. Yea, that’s what I got out of it.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
It may be cold out, but certain hair does not keep you warm.
~Brazilians for life~
A girl told me she had a hairy German ass. I told her no Weiner schnitzel would want to get near her until I finished.
A client told me I was good at general conversation. I told her I was good at genital conversation.
~Brazilian Linguist~
#Brazilians make you #happy.
#Brazilians are #empowering.
#Brazilians breed #confidence.
If you vowed to lose weight for your New Year’s Resolution, maybe you should start by waxing it all. It’s the fastest way to lose a few.
Leaving this wildlife today to get back to the Brazilian wildlife. And I’m ok with it.
I wonder how the nuns from my catechism classes would feel about this whole Brazilian thing?