Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I hope the pervert from yesterday’s post follows #marknme and sees how much he has pissed this city off.

It’s the start of the month and I’d like to share with you something unfortunate that happened at Mark & M.E. A man came in for a Brazilian and acted inappropriate with my staff member. She maintained complete professionalism and finished the service as quickly as possible. When he received a buttocks wax, he proceeded to ejaculate on the table.  This behavior is completely unacceptable.  He will no longer be able to receive any services at our salon.  I am disgusted and angry and frustrated. I wasn’t sure if I was going to share this or not, but I think it’s important to remind people that even though we deal with men and women’s genitalia, we will absolutely not tolerate this kind of behavior from anyone. Ever.

It’s a good day when none of your clients waited since last summer to groom their genitalia.

It’s always a good day when someone passes gas and it isn’t smelly.
~More Brazilian Truthisms~

I could also measure a good day if I don’t pull any strings out.
~Another Brazilian Truth~

It’s embarrassing to admit that I can measure how good a day is depending on the cleanliness of people’s coolies.
~Brazilian Confessions~

Molly O’Hare got a Brazilian with M.E. and became Molly McNair.

I came across a lady who refers to her hoo-ha as Molly. Before meeting me, she more specifically referred to it as Molly O’Hare. Stay tuned for what she calls it now.

It’s a beautiful day to be thankful.

The man who made the comment from yesterday is sad, because his wife won’t sit down and eat at his picnic. Maybe he needs to get a Brazilian.