It’s lilac time in #ROC and I’m doing my best to make all the ladies smell as pretty as lilacs.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
I just read that today is National Fibromyalgia Day. As a fibro sufferer since age 13, I’ve learned that no matter what my body feels like in the morning, my mind wakes up happy. It has been one of my best ways of coping with this obscure disease. Focus on the good things in life, not the pain. You may be surprised how much better you feel. I guess that’s one of the reasons I write happy books! #thehappyhooha #thehappyhenhouse
You’re never too old to get a Brazilian bikini wax. So far, my oldest client is 75 years old. Looking for an 80 year old to take the plunge!
Since Brazilian Bikini Waxing leads to more intimate encounters, I wonder how many of my clients became moms after a visit at Mark & M.E.?
A woman was screaming so loud during her Brazilian that my staff could hear her on the first floor. I tried everything I could to calm her down and distract her, but she was too preoccupied with yelling to even take notice of me. As I left the room, my next client was waiting for me. She looked at me and said, “I think she needs some numbing cream!”
Everyday I learn something in the wax room. A woman asked me if it was my drop top out front. At first, I wasn’t sure what she was referring to, but I figured it out! Yep, it’s mine.
A woman had a dream that when she came for a wax, I sat her in a portable toilet filled with wax. Once her whole underside was covered, I put gauze over the entire area and ripped it off in one piece. I’m haven’t figured out if this idea is frightening or brilliant.
I still get excited when I see the hair on the wax strip, and I like to show the client what it looks like. I had a woman tell me that the hairy strip reminded her of fly paper. You want to know that the flies are dead on it, but you really don’t want to see it.
M.E.www.marknme.com‘s creative way of lying in the sun!
