Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I don’t care what country you are from. Hair should not stick out of your bathing suit bottom ever.

Clients often have the flight or fight response during a wax. It is one thing to fight me, but the flight thing is a whole other ballgame. Face it, where would you run to without pants on?

I love waxing in Rochester, but there are so many possibilities out there. For instance, I could travel around the world and wax on cruise ships!

Summer is the perfect time to take your sexy to a whole new level. Don’t underestimate the power of a Brazilian Bikini Wax.

If you have lots of hair
And want to be bare
Don’t rub against a tree
Just call M.E.

While a woman was waiting for her appointment with me, she heard the yells and moans from the woman I was waxing.  She said it sounded like I was flogging her. I learned a lot from 50 Shades.

Don’t let the rain get you down.  You still need to be bikini ready.

I’m naming my third book The Happy Trail, because I have created so many trails in my lifetime that have made countless people happy.

Smile, it’s Sunday and there are a lot of women in our fair city enjoying their wax today!

Love my new phone cover! The Happy Hoo-Ha!