Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

There is no such thing as T.M.I. in a wax room.

We just got a new shipment of The Happy Hen House. It’s also available electronically on Amazon if you prefer to read it that way.  Either way, you’ll want to read it before The Happy Trail comes out!

We’ve been having some hygiene issues at the salon lately. If you perform a normal bodily function that involves a non-liquid component, we would appreciate a quick shower before you come in for a wax.

Love my new business cards!thehappyhooha

A sniffling client apologized for her runny nose.  I told her it was better than a runny…

A couple months ago I waxed a woman for the first time who thought I was funny, so she decided to buy both of my books.  When she came in yesterday, she told me that she couldn’t believe the “deodorant girl” story.  I told her that a lot of people were shocked by that story as well.  If you don’t about the deodorant girl, check out The Happy Hen House on Amazon. You won’t believe it either.

Don’t be embarrassed
By your mound of hair
I get excited
When I make you bare

 I had a client tell me that before she got a Brazilian she was white water rafting down there.

Hair always seems to grow faster in warmer climates.  I was thinking about giving myself a Brazilian before I went home since I have a wax pot with me on vacation (of course I do!). And then I had to laugh, because I told a client one time that I wax myself and she asked me if I had a suicide wish.

I told one of my clients the pervert story while I waxed his back.  I told him that to make matters worse, the guy didn’t even tip either of my staff members that worked on him that day. My client commented that the pervert stiffed them in more ways than one.