Yesterday I posted a funny picture on my personal Facebook page of a woman with long pubic hair that went half-way down her leg. It was a spoof, but it looked pretty gross. The purpose of the picture was to explain how pubic hair transplantation has become an actual surgery in South Korea. It costs about 2,000 and has become very popular. It’s strange to me since I have spent my entire life providing the exact opposite service.
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Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
A girl that has been coming to me for awhile said she feels awkward when she rolls on her side and lifts her cheek. I guess I’ve been doing this too long, because it doesn’t seem awkward to me in the least. I focus on getting rid of your hair. I don’t care what body part the hair is on.
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The trilogy is complete – and I’m so sad! All three of these books are amazing, and take you on the wild journey that is the life of ME! Not only are the books a great read, but if you know ME, You know that the books are true to her own personality and style! I loved reading this last book in the trilogy, and can’t wait to see what comes next! If you want a great read, and some awesome laughs, this is the book for you!
After a week away, my first appointment turned out to be quite amusing. A woman brought her toddler with her to her waxing appointment. The little girl started to scream when the mom got on the table. The mom picked her daughter up and let her lay across her chest while I started her Brazilian. Things were going well until the child’s shoe fell off and landed on the floor. The girl said “uh-oh” and then started to cry. I picked up the shoe and handed it to the mom. As the mom’s leg was in the air and I was waxing her innermost parts, she was putting the child’s shoe back on. I wish I could have taped it. We would have become famous on YouTube, because it was that funny.
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Day 9 of 9: It’s always hard to leave the keys, especially at 4:15 am, but I had to smile as we passed a crocodile crossing sign. My favorite sign, however, is the manatee crossing signs that my sister and I see in the ocean when we are kayaking. We’ve never seen a crocodile, but we’ve seen a ton of manatees. They would make anyone happy. And I know from experience that their parts are hairless, in case any of you were wondering.
Day 8 of 9. It’s hard to get mad at the stupid stuff when there are so many people around the world who are suffering. Be thankful for today and find happiness wherever you can.
Day 7 of 9. It’s my mom’s 85th birthday today. I have to thank her for giving me such a positive outlook on life. Without her inspiration, I probably would have never been inclined to write The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy. She believes in hard work and being happy, which makes her the perfect role model in my mind.
Day 6 of 9. My staff has been really busy this week which thrills me. I’m glad my regulars are trusting my girls to do their Brazilians. I realized that it is the ladies that I miss when I’m away, not their lady parts.