Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I don’t want to find any ornaments hanging off your tree. Keep it clean this holiday season.
~Your Brazilian Bush Inspector~

Join Sassysnatch this Saturday at 10PM at the Firehouse Saloon 814 Clinton Ave. She’ll be joining The Sirens & Stilettos Cabaret: A Holiday Burlesque Sensation. Don’t forget to bring canned goods!

Kitties can easily choke on tinsel. You should always protect your kitty!

If Rudolph had hair covering his nose, you wouldn’t see when that little bulb got red and swollen. You wouldn’t know if he was happy and found his big surprise. That could refer to other things as well. Happy Sunday!

 A client of mine works in a large retail store that sells a wide variety of merchandise. There is a beauty section that sells makeup and other personal items. One of the things they sell is the at home wax kit that doesn’t work very well. Ever since she got put in this part of the store, she talks people out of buying the kit and then she tells them about me. The powers -to-be noticed that sales of the wax kits have diminished. When they found out what she was doing, she got written up. She said she wasn’t worried about it and planned to continue to tell people what a waste of money the kit is and how easy I make waxing. I was so flattered that a client was willing put her neck on the line for me. Not only was she trying to save people money, time and frustration, she was promoting Mark & M.E.

You have 21 days to make sure Santa can find a clear path to put his present.
~The Christmas Cootchy Humor Continues…~

Thank you for this blog post! Especially the point about talking like you are having a conversation is something I really need to adjust on my site. I looked at my site and it is lacking on that point. I don’t have a blog but an informational site but it’s still very useful.

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You have 22 days to get that garland off your lap.
~Your Brazilian Conscience~

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You have 23 days to clean the tinsel off your tree. #marknme