Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser

November 30, 2015

I wrote a poem called Spread ‘Em in The Happy Trail. Here’s a passage from it that reflects one of the reasons I am a big fan of Brazilians. Things can hide



Deep down inside
That can affect your health
And act all stealth

November 29, 2015

Another thing I was thankful for this past week was all of the former clients that stopped by for a wax who have relocated to other states. I saw women from all over the East Coast. Thank you for continuing to support me and my love for the perfectly primped puss.

November 27, 2015

The term “Black Friday” sounds negative and ugly. Mark & ME is having a “Yellow Friday.” We are making people feel pretty on this illustrious day. We are creating new hairstyles, prettying up nails and piggies, brightening up faces and making lots people thinner by removing their unwanted hair. Come see us. We’re open until 6.

November 26, 2015

One of the things I am thankful for today is all of the men and women who have supported me as a wax technician, an author and as a confidant. I hope you all have a very blessed day.

November 25, 2015

Check out my 2nd review on Amazon about The Happy Trail. 

She’s out done herself once again! M.E. has the right attitude for the business she’s in. The poetry in this book is hilarious and will make you cringe all at the same time. Her stories never fail to amaze me and the best part is they are all true! Great gift for the holidays!!

November 25, 2015

I hope the stuffing you put between your turkey legs is the best ever!
~More Brazilian Thanksgiving humor~

November 24, 2015

Sweet potato pie makes incredible body paint on a smooth, hair-free body.
~Another brilliant Brazilian Thanksgiving suggestion~

November 23, 2015

Brazilian Thanksgiving humor week. No one likes hair on their bird. Clean your turkey properly  before the big day. You’ll be surprised how much more your loved one will eat!

November 22, 2015

My clients have the best sense of humor. I got a message from a woman who wanted an appointment next week, because her man was coming to town for the holiday. She said, “I gotta make sure the Thanksgiving spread is clear for the feast.” Priceless Brazilian humor.