Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Just a reminder that Mark & ME are leaving this Sunday 11/8 for one week.  If you only let ME touch your lady bits, you need to be hairy this week. If next week is the only one that works for you, no worries. We have two other pixies that can play with your puss.

If you aren’t happy with a service at Mark & ME, please let us know. Don’t complain online. Let us fix whatever the problem is and make you happy. If we need to make adjustments in our services, we will gladly listen to all your suggestions and make the appropriate changes. We want every customer to be happy with the service they receive from us. I know it is difficult to complain in person, but it is the best way for us to improve and give you the quality service you deserve.

I’d like to give a shout out @BrotherWease for letting us come onto his show yesterday. He has been so supportive of me. Kelly and I had a lot of fun being on the show together. We were thinking of starting our own radio podcast. The biggest decision would be what to call it.  “The Vagina Lady and Her Peach?”

If you’re interested in purchasing The Happy Trail on Amazon, you need to type in The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy. The Happy Trail doesn’t come up on it’s own yet.  Don’t know why. Hopefully, when we sell more, it’ll come up. Thank you!

Join the author of The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy and Rochester’s famous Weeny Waxer on Brother Wease this morning at 9am. If you aren’t in Rochester, listen to us on Heart Radio.

Please join yours truly and Miss Kelly Dalton on the Brother Wease show FM Radio 95.1 tomorrow at 9:00am. We are celebrating M.E.’s 3rd book, The Happy Trail. We have a fun halloween gift for Wease that is so cool. Laughs are guaranteed!

Yep, I wrote a Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy!!!

Guess what came in the mail today!!!!  The Happy Trail.

I know so many people who say that fall is their favorite season. It has never been mine. I’m not crazy about things dying around me, the cooler temperatures and all of the rain we tend to get. As I was trying to push my dog out the door this morning to pee, I understand why he didn’t want to go out there. I decided it is a good morning to spend a little extra time in bed. Then I got to thinking about all of the women who get lazy with their Brazilians this time of year and that makes me sad. If you’re going to be spending more time in bed, shouldn’t you be prepared for more pleasure?

I bragged in my books about how I always finish when someone gets on my table for a Brazilian wax. I can’t brag anymore. I had a 390 pound woman come in for a wax who couldn’t hold her parts out of the way for me to perform a thorough wax. It was very frustrating. I wasn’t sure if it would have been awkward to have one of my employees come in and help me. Even though she admitted to me how much she weighed, I didn’t want to embarrass her by having another person come into the room. I apologized to her for not being thorough and promised if she came in again, I would figure out a way to get more of it done in the future.