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Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
A happy holiday and a hairy hoo-ha are not synonymous phrases.
I told one of my male clients that his wife needed to come see me. He said that she was growing her winter bush again and that he needed his protective eye gear before venturing to her nether regions. Don’t make your man hunt for an endangered species. Make his quest an easy one. I promise you will both be rewarded.
Tis the season of ugly sweaters. I had a woman ask me to get rid of her ugly sweater, and it wasn’t a garment attached to her torso!
~Holiday Hair Humor~
I have an idea for what to give your man for Christmas. On Christmas morning, enter the bedroom wearing high heals and a big, bushy merkin. At first, he’ll be mortified thinking you grew your bush out. And then… voila! Remove that bad boy in your sexiest way and show him your perfectly shiny hard wood floor!
Today, I answered the phone by saying, “Mark & ME. This is M.E.” The client asked if ME had an opening in 10 minutes. I said “Absolutely, who is this?” She said, “Yu.”
Check out my 2nd comedic debut on YouTube. Just type in Sassysnatch and let me know what you think!
I’m really proud of The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy, especially this one. The poems and illustrations are hilarious. So guess what I did?
Your man asked for a sphinx cat for Christmas.
It’s hard to have a happy holiday with a hairy hoo-ha, so come see the lady who can guarantee to make your hoo-ha happy. Yea, that’s m.e.!