Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

When couples have demanding careers, it can be difficult to find the time and energy to have sex. Many couples feel lucky if they are intimate once a week, which isn’t enough for most people. A woman who has never read a romance novel before offered to critically read my book and offer suggestions how to make it better. Even though she was skeptical about reading a sexually charged novel, she did it as a favor to me. She discovered that the book made her feel extremely amorous and it completely reignited her sex life. She actually thanked me for getting them back on track. To think my story helped her relationship makes me giddy. Who needs marriage counseling? Just read
A Promise of Passion!

I understand that it is expensive to get Brazilians on a regular basis, and there are times that you just can’t justify the expense. A client came in last week and apologized for her prolonged absence.  She said she just couldn’t afford it. During the time since I had last seen her, however, she did nothing to her nether region, so it was very long and retro looking. As she undressed and got on my table, she told me that “this is what a poor pussy looks it.” And I replied, “Your poor pussy looks like a poodle.”

So a woman tells me she has a problem. She said she was concerned about getting waxed, because she had a hemorrhoid.  I told her that I see hemorrhoids all the time and they don’t bother me. She confessed that she used one of the baby wipes in our bathroom to try to shove it inside of her, but it kept falling out. I appreciated her attempt to hide it from me even if it didn’t work.

Mark & M.E.  will be open from 7:30-3:30 today and there are a few spots left this afternoon if you need us. I will also be going in Tuesday morning from 8-10:30 am to work before my noon flight. Give a call if you just realized putting a bathing suit on is an impossibility. 585-473-7360

‘Cause I’m leavin’ on a jet plane
Don’t know when I’ll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

A friend of mine saw that Mark & M.E. now offers facial threading. He sent me a message suggesting that I don’t try “threading on the snatch since I’d have to hold the string in my mouth, unless, of course, I was very close with the person!” It never crossed my mind to thread anything but the face, but now he has me thinking…

It shouldn’t come as a surprise that a profession like mine elicits some interesting conversation. During a Brazilian service, a new client told me that, although she always shaved her entire bikini area, she had never done anything to her back porch. That was the first time I heard that expression. I assured her that I would sweep her porch cleaner than it has ever been. And I did.

A woman was telling me that her son got his eyebrows waxed. Since he is starting to get more body hair,  they were also discussing the option of waxing other parts of his body as well. She told him about me and said that I wax both men and women. She also informed him that I will wax everything on a man, including his pork and beans.

Woohoo!! 6 reviews on Amazon! A Promise of Passion lives!!

Look down…check out your parts…cuz I leave next Tuesday for a week and a half. Mark & M.E. will be open while we are gone, but appointments will be limited. Remember, no summer Sasquatch’s allowed!