Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

After being away for eight work days, I can’t wait to get back to work this morning. I guess that means I’m not ready to retire yet. The snatch is like a siren, luring me to her web. I just can’t seem to get enough. Happy Friday everyone!

Made it safe to JFK but flight is delayed for who knows how long. I decided to take advantage of my thirty minutes of free wifi (woohoo) and pay a few bills and look up random things. I looked to see if A Promise of Passion had any more reviews, which sadly it does not. It was listed before a book written by Danelle Steel, however, because I had five stars and she only had four. Granted, she had a lot more reviews, but it was pretty cool to see me listed above her.

Family is everything and that is why we have tried to create a family environment at Mark & M.E. just like Mark’s parents did for forty years before us. It’s hard not to feel close when you’re making someone feel pretty by doing their hair or makeup. And I find it impossible not to feel a sense of familiarity when I groom someone’s vag.

So sorry about your bank account! Did they get everything sorted out?

My phone rang as I was touring a famous castle in Germany. It was my banker. Apparently, all of my bank accounts were hacked by someone in Romania. It was unnerving and I was worried about my savings. But then I read more about the tragedy in Orlando and was reminded that people are important, not money. It would be a large setback if my accounts were emptied, but I can always get more money. These families can’t get their loved one’s back. Mark & M.E. is praying for peace this morning.

Thank you for all of the private messages telling me how much you’ve enjoyed A Promise of Passion.  It makes me even more excited about writing the series that is formulating in my head. I need to wait until I sell 500 copies before I start publishing the sequel, because it costs money to self-publish a book. If you want Passion Never Dies to be published sooner, please review A Promise of Passion on Amazon. The more reviews I get, the faster it will sell. Cheers to naughty romance novels!

I’m a happy girl who wrote three books about Brazilian Bikini Waxing called The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy. I came to Europe and noticed Mark standing in a square and there was a bar called Don’t Worry Be Happy Bar behind him, which happened to be one of my father’s favorite sayings. Sometimes, things just feel right.

I’m sitting on the deck of a river boat in France writing the sequel to A Promise of Passion. A woman just walked by and scolded me for working. I told her I wasn’t working. I continued by saying that I was a writer and I was writing a romance novel and France seemed to be the perfect place to write romance. Holy crap, I referred to myself as a writer. I know I’ve written books, but that is the first time I described myself as one. Tis a monumental day for m.e.

As we were walking through the streets of Basel Switzerland, we came across an adult toy store. Since I am working on my next naughty novel, I knew it was important to check the store out. Research, you know. I need to make the sequel to A Promise of Passion just as steamy!

Last time I traveled overseas, I had an incident with an “electrical appliance.” If you don’t know the story, check out my YouTube standup routine entitled Sassysnatch. It’s pretty funny!