Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I have friends that send me the most interesting things. Since I have spent my life making hoo-ha’s happy, I found this particularly poignant.

Yesterday, a new client told me she heard Mark & I were a super-couple. I thought that was a really sweet compliment. I’m not sure what defines a super-couple, but I can share what has worked for us.  We believe in commitment, we focus on the love that brought us together and not the petty crap people like to dwell on, and we are not afraid of working hard in our professional and personal lives. We also try to concentrate on the happy things in life, in spite of the constant stressors that invade us on a daily basis. Our marriage is by no means perfect. My husband can be a pain the ass. But he is my pain in the ass, as I am his. I hope all of you can find that perfect pain in the ass too.   It is definitely worth the wait and the effort.

It saddens me that people feel the need to post hateful, unjustified reviews online that are meant to not only hurt businesses but the people who work for the business in question. As a business owner, it is impossible not to be affected by negative reviews. All I can say in our defense is that I am proud of our salon, our staff and the service we provide. Mark and I love Mark & M.E. and don’t have any regrets. We love each and every client that patrons our salon and appreciate everyone’s loyalty and support.

Still only 11 reviews on Amazon. If you liked it, please review it!!

Whether you are big

A client of mine belongs to a book club with over a dozen women I have never met. She decided to have the group read A Promise of Passion. Since her house couldn’t accommodate the crowd, I offered to have the meeting at my house. A sexually explicit romance novels inspires some naughty conversation. It was fascinating to find out the varied ages that these women found their clits.

The Happy Hoo-Ha is even happier when it gets a facial. Yes, that is really a thing and we are planning to make it a popular service in our wonderful city of Rochester New York. We are brainstorming names and are taking suggestions!

There are salons in town that do pedicures on their front porches. Someone suggested we do Brazilians on ours. That would be interesting…

Some of the feedback we get it so amusing. I have a young woman that totally hates getting waxed, but she loves the results. I just saw her review on Square and it cracked me up.
“Lex said …… 
I think I’m getting use to this, it hurts for 3 minutes………”

A woman, who I hadn’t seen in awhile, showed up before we even opened and begged for an appointment. She seemed desperate, so I couldn’t say no.  I finished brushing my hair and took her upstairs. She told me she had a LTRP. I had no idea what she was talking about. Apparently, it was an expression used in a Fat Amy movie. She had to explain what the acronym meant, because I had never heard it before. After months of neglecting her lady parts, she now had a long term relationship pussy.