A woman researched Brazilians in Rochester and was impressed by my reviews. She was still hesitant about getting it done, however, because she is a bigger lady. She went to the profiles of the women who wrote reviews about me and realized that I have many clients bigger than she is. She finally got the courage to get it done this week, and it was fun and easy. I could care less what size or shape you are. I’d never charge more for a plus size woman or turn anyone away. Hell, it’s a lot easier for me to reach your parts, so please don’t ever hesitate to get a Brazilian at Mark & M.E. I love women. All women!
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
A Promise of Passion has a sequel and this is the pic I submitted for the bio. Do I look like a romance writer yet?
I asked a new client to roll on her side so I could wax between her cheeks. She told me that black girls didn’t have hair on their ass. Since half of my clientele is black, I can assure you that she is mistaken. We all have some hair back there. After I waxed that area, I showed her all of the hair on the strip. She was surprised, but then she said “Woo-Eee, now he’s gonna want to lick it.”
In The Happy Hoo-Ha, I wrote a story about a woman who used Retin-A on her bikini. When I waxed over the area, I took off a lot of skin and she bled. Seeing the blood made her faint and it was a hot mess. Since then, I learned that Mark gave her an ice pack to put on the area as she was leaving. She recently told me she hiked up her skirt and had it on her naked lap as she drove home. A man in a truck pulled up next to her at a light and was gawking at her. She was not flattered. Her lady parts were not happy. She flipped him off.
Another priceless review. Thank you so much!
“I’ve had two wax session now and both were excellent, ME makes you feel comfortable immediately in what is naturally an awkward situation. I never thought I’d be laughing through the whole thing because she keeps you so distracted, you don’t even realize what’s happening. Twenty minutes on her table and I felt like a whole new woman! I’ve also had a color done with Amy and my hair came out amazing, can’t wait to visit again next week for more of their excellent services!”
I’ll get new likes on the marknme Facebook page on a regular basis and then lose one now and again. I wonder if people love me when they are bald and get pissed when the hair goes back?
The sequel is in the hands of Amazon being edited, because my fans needed to know what happens next. I pushed forward the release of Passion Never Dies due to the outpouring of angst regarding the way it ended. The sex is explicit and I’ve made a lot of people cry. You need to check
A Promise of Passion out before the next one goes to print!
Of course I have a PhD. It’s in pusses, hoo-ha’s and ding-a-lings.
Happy Sunday Everyone!
Love,
your favorite Brazilian Wax Technician.
This is what I woke up to. It was a great way to start my day!
If you are looking for a place to get a Brazilian wax, look no further! As it was my first time, I was primarily worried about having someone I didn’t know up close and personal. From the moment you meet Mary Elizabeth you feel completely at ease. She’s got a great energy about her and does a superb job! I couldn’t be happier with the service!
Join yours truly at the Loving Cup tonight for some great music, great beer and even greater friends. Stop by my table. I’ll be celebrating sex, drugs and rock-n-roll with my new book,
A Promise of Passion!
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