I was thinking about what a fun day I had yesterday. I met a lot of new women and laughed a lot. I think my favorite part of the day was when I finished giving a new client a Brazilian, she hopped off the table and insisted on giving me a giant bear hug, sans panties of course.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy is on Amazon Kindle for only 4.99 each. Which was your favorite?
Now I’ve heard everything. A woman made a bra out of pubic hair. Heck, I could have clothed an entire community after twenty years of extracting hair from men and women!
Mark & M.E. is really closed today so our staff can rest up. The past two weeks have been insane and we all needed an extra day to recoup. Please feel free to email us for an appointment. marknmesalon@gmail.com
I was tweezing a few ingrown hairs out of a woman who was about half-way through her first pregnancy. She was a slender woman with a small belly. I was holding the tweezers in my left hand and my right hand was gently resting against her lower stomach. When I extracted a cluster of hairs, I felt the baby kick. I asked her if the baby kicked a lot yet. She said she never felt it kick before. I felt so bad that I felt it before she did! She said she was going to walk around all day with her hand resting on her lower stomach.
Your not-so-perfectly-primped parts will have to wait until Wednesday of this week to get pristine. Mark & M.E. decided to celebrate this patriotic holiday for two days! Feel free to email for an appointment at marknmesalon@gmail.com
This is the adult bookmark I made for A Promise of Passion. Hope it makes you smile!
A friend sent me a link about a story of a man who got stuck in the giant statue of a vagina. When I looked at it, I couldn’t help but marvel that the statue had a Brazilian.
For any of you last minute, “OMG, I can’t put on a bathing suit!!” folks, salon is open from 7:30-2 today. We are pretty crazy, but we could probably squeeze in a few more hairy procrastinators. We will reopen next Wednesday the 6th. Happy Happy!
Our new website and mobile website look fantastic. However, many have noticed that there is a warning that our site has been hacked. When you change your site and create a new one, it takes a minute for Google to accept the change, which is why they have attached that warning to it. No worries, the only thing getting hacked are all the sexy hoo-ha’s that have passed through the salon this week! www.marknme.com