Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I started my career waxing brows, just like in this picture. I can’t say that my clients look this serene when I’m waxing them nowadays.

I’m glad God granted me a fair amount of junk in my trunk because it is unbelievable how many women hang on to my backside while I wax them!

A woman asked two of her friends if they knew of a place to get a Brazilian Bikini Wax. They told her how great it was to get waxed at Mark and M.E. When she asked them what I was like, they said I was like a “shot out of a cannon.” I take that as a compliment, because I feel like a cannon that is spreading love around the world one wax at a time.

If you liked my ads, wait until you read my article in this month’s Rochester Woman Online magazine. This may surprise you but it’s about sex.

Shout out to Rochester Woman Online for supporting my romance novels in this month’s issue!

This month’s ad in Rochester Woman Online magazine!

I started out my day by removing an ingrown hair that was 1.5 inches long on a woman’s bikini line. It was very satisfying. Twas a global day since I did a Brazilian on a hair that was traveling to Australia.

As I was doing the Mark and M.E. bookwork from last week, I was thinking about some of the more memorable moments that happened with my clients. One woman kept saying “Jesus, Mary and Joseph” over and over again. After praising the three of them repeatedly, she yelled “and all the apostles!” It wasn’t the first time I heard that. It won’t be the last.

Sometimes life gets busy and you don’t make the time to keep up with your regular waxing. And when several months pass, you realize that you can’t even find certain parts of your body anymore. That is what happened this week at Mark and M.E. A woman was over-the-moon excited when I found her lost lady parts.

Listen up friends: Summer is a really busy time at Mark and M.E. Please try to make your appointments in advance. We hate turning people away but we can only do so much ripping in one day and we hate saying no. It makes us crazy!