Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Just a friendly reminder that there is only three weeks left of summer. Make sure you keep yourself bikini ready! Call Mark and M.E. today!!!

When a woman hasn’t gotten a Brazilian for several months, she will often refer to the hair on the strip as an animal. Recently, a woman looked at the strip and yelled, “Jesus Christ, it’s a wolf!”

A woman came in today who is currently reading The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy. She told me she was paranoid about not being clean enough. As she was driving to Mark and M.E. she wondered if she should put a Tic Tac in her Hoo-Ha.

You know it’s time to come to Mark and M.E. and get a Brazilian when your man mentions it before bed and then leaves a hundred dollar bill next to the bed the following morning.

The bank we frequent near the salon has employees that don’t seem to be happy people. The other day, I was determined to make them smile. I told them they needed music since it was a quiet Saturday afternoon and there were no customers. They said they had to keep the volume low. I told them about a client who was singing to KC & The Sunshine Band, Do A Little Dance, Make A Little Love…while I was waxing her backside. I told her she should wait until she got home to sing that to her man. They laughed a lot!  It made my day. Life is too short to be grumpy.

This month I had The Happy Hen House on sale at the shop. There is a section in the book about some of the crazy expressions from the Urban Dictionary that clients have shared with me. A women who recently read the book told me I had to look up tractor pull. I did and it made me laugh. Then I got to wondering who came up with all of these crazy expressions? I want to be on their writing team!

While I was waxing a Spanish woman, she yelled out the word “cono.” I have heard women yell that before but I wasn’t sure what it meant. She told me that it translates to the word vagina in English. How funny that she yelled out vagina while I was waxing that very part of her!

I have never minded waxing a woman during her cycle as long as she has a fresh tampon in. The other day, a woman told me that she had a bullet string down there. I never heard that expression, but it was a perfect description.

Women often whine that they have to wait to have sexy time after they get a Brazilian Bikini Wax. Using the No Trauma Momma will cut that time in half!

Mark and M.E. does more than wax. Here is some beautiful makeup on a beautiful girl!