I’ve spent my entire career trying to make an embarrassing and painful experience fun, which is why my posts are often bizarre. I love making women feel sexy and confident and it’s a bonus when I can make them laugh during the service. Cheers to all my Brazilian Babes this beautiful Monday morning!
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
I bet there are a lot of you who are sad you didn’t make it to your appointments yesterday at
Mark and M.E. because today was beautiful! Hope everyone is enjoying their holiday weekend!
You know it’s time for a wax when your man tells you the hair on your hiney is longer than the hair on your baby’s head.
Don’t resort to the old-fashioned way of getting rid of that unwanted hair. Come see us at Mark and M.E. before this holiday weekend begins!
Another 1st at Mark and M.E. As I was trying to remove a very long and dense mound, I found myself doing smaller sections and throwing all of my weight into each pull. As I pulled one of the strips towards my body, I literally punched myself in the stomach. I’ve never been punched before; it didn’t feel good.
I think it would be more fun to wax a design of the American Flag on men’s backs and chests to celebrate our upcoming holiday. What do you think?
I walked into one of my wax rooms to find a Hispanic woman reading The Happy Hen House and laughing. She said she only read a little bit of the book but found it hysterical. She asked me if she could buy the book. I was excited to sell her a copy. She told me she loves to read but only reads books written in Spanish. The Happy Hen House was going to be the first book she read in English. I can’t explain how amazing that made me feel!
Show off your sexy body this summer by getting waxed at the Mark and M.E. Salon!
More helpful waxing hints: You must breathe. Holding your breath can make you dizzy. It also makes your body more tense, which can make each rip more uncomfortable. When I wax myself, I always exhale as I pull the hair off. It definitely makes the wax removal experience more pleasant!
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