You’re never too old to get a Brazilian. The most important thing is for every woman to feel awesome!
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
If bald is beautiful,
What would you call his bush?
A girl came in to get waxed before her birthday celebration in Miami. I asked her what kind of bathing suit she was going to wear. She told me she had two thongs packed. When I turned her on her side, I noticed hair on her butt. Believe me, we made her thong ready. Can’t have a happy birthday with a hairy behind!!
Someone told me they read an article that said Brazilians are out and the bush is back. My first thought was that crabs are super happy they won’t be homeless anymore!
A client called and wanted a Brazilian but she was worried because she had a horrible ingrown hair. She said there was a nipple on her vagina. Bring it on baby!
It may come as a huge surprise but when I meet new people, we often end up talking about v-j-jays, Brazilians or something of that nature. While I was working out, I met a woman who said she told her waxer that she didn’t want to look like the Commodores were living between her legs!
Brazilian on the brain? When I tried to promote my favorite Japanese restaurant in Rochester on facebook, I typed in that it’s on Hylan Drive next to Wegmans. My computer autocorrected it to say that it was on hymen drive next to the wetlands. How does my computer know????
It’s funny what a significant role music has during a Brazilian Wax. As the Stylistics were playing “You Make Me Feel Brand New” my client and I were singing and, all of a sudden, she said “This is exactly how I feel now!”
A man told her woman that she didn’t need a Brazilian Wax because he liked her 70’s bush. She told him that the 70’s was 40 years ago and no one wants a bush that is 40 years old. Believe me, we said “peace out” to her bush.
Depending on the size or shape of a person’s body, sometimes it’s difficult to access all the parts when you are giving a Brazilian Wax. When I was explaining to a client how difficult it was to wax a woman earlier that day, she told me that she was confident that I was able to “MacGyver her ass.” Yea, I was.
