A man came in for a Brazilian. He was new. I asked him what prompted him to try it. He said it was one of the things he wanted to do before his 30th birthday. Since he was 29 years old, there wasn’t much time left.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
I was in the middle of giving a woman a Brazilian who hadn’t had a wax for several months. Bob Dylan was playing the background. As I went to remove a large strip with an abundance of hair on it, I heard Dylan sing “how does it feel?” It was the perfect moment for that phrase to come on and I couldn’t help myself from singing along. Although it probably didn’t feel great, my client laughed a lot. We love to make waxing fun at Mark and M.E.!
A woman knew it was time for a Brazilian with M.E. when she realized she was thinking about different styles she could do with her pubic hair. She considered slicking it back and even parting it. Now she’s bald.
I thought this was an interesting pic of Sophia Loren. I’m happy that I didn’t come across this trend the past two days on our little getaway. Hard for a woman who waxes for a living to look at hairy armpits without making some kind of face.
I’m still perplexed by the woman who had a Yoni egg inserted in her body while she got a
Brazilian Wax. My question is this…what do you do when you’re walking down the isle at Wegman’s and your egg falls out? Chase it down the isle, put it in your purse and pray no one notices???? Inquiry minds want to know.
Yoni eggs (or jade eggs) are semiprecious stones worn inside the vagina. They’ve been used in China for over 5,000 years. They are believed to help access sexual power, awaken sensuality and help maintain amazing health. I am a huge fan of anything that can empower a woman, except when she is freaking out during her Brazilian Wax that her egg was going to fall out on my table!
A Brazilian Wax
Takes it all
Front, back
In every hall.
Don’t be nervous
It’s not that bad
Once you’re done
You’ll be so glad!
A woman got onto my waxing table with a beautiful fan, because she always sweats a lot when I wax her and she is convinced the fan helps. The fan was ornate and reminded me of a Victorian lady lounging in a seductive pose on a bed. The image was shot once the swearing began.
Botched continues….Since there was so much hair left behind on the client from yesterday’s story, she asked me to save the strips so she could take pictures of them. We placed the 2 labia and 3 rectal strips in a design on my table when I was done. We both took pics of our artistic, yet overly hairy display. It was funny but not so funny all at the same time.
A girl called Mark and M.E. in pure desperation today. She said she had a botched Brazilian wax and she needed M.E. to fix her. Apparently, her 30 plus minute wax at a different salon left her with broken hairs, a ton of extra hairs on her labia and rectal area and a boat-full of extra wax left behind. I’m happy she thought to come to me, because I was easily able to finish the job, but I’m disappointed the technician charged her full price for such a lousy service.
