Believe it or not, Mark and M.E. opens before 8am on Saturday mornings. We LOVE all the early morning clients that like to get Brazilians so they are ready to thoroughly enjoy their Saturday evenings.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
If you want to have a Happy Friday, you need to see M.E. and get a Happy Hoo-Ha or Happy Hoo-Ha as my banana suggests!
After I finished applying a generous amount of wax between a woman’s cheeks, she pushed me away, dropped her leg and squeezed her cheeks together as closely as possible. Apparently, she was about to pass gas and didn’t want to do it in my face. Believe me, I appreciate her consideration, but I also needed to remove the wax or she would never have been able to pass gas again!
After I finish a Brazilian, I often spend several minutes removing ingrown hairs. One of my clients became so warm during that part of the service, she removed her sweatshirt. She had a loose tank and no bra on. She apologized that her breasts were hanging out. Then she commented, “Since you’re seeing me fully in the South, what’s the difference if you see me up North?” She had a valid point.
Club going up, on a Tuesday
Got your bush in the cut and she choosy
Club going up, on a Tuesday
Get a wax by M.E. or be woosy
Monday, Monday
So good to me
The sun is shining
And I’m hair-free!
{And if you’re not
Call Mark and M.E.!! – 585-473-7360}
If my father were alive, today would have been his 89th birthday. He never knew what I did for a living, and I think he would be completely shocked that I waxed Brazilians at Mark and M.E. I can visualize him saying, “Stop, stop. There’s no way my daughter does that!” And then I could hear him laughing hysterically.
There’s nothing more annoying than a wet kitty. Stop by one of the Mark and M.E. Salons today and make your kitty happy!
One of the strangest thing a woman said to me during her Brazilian Wax is “Your mother is a man!”
A woman took her daughter with her to the dentist. The little girl told her mommy’s dentist that her mommy had spikey legs. The next day, the little girl came with her mommy to Mark and M.E. to watch her get her legs waxed because she wanted to make sure I got every single spike!
