A Brazilian Wax does not have to be totally bare. Some people like to leave a little bit up front. When one of my employees asked her client if she wanted a landing strip or a triangle, she said that her man requested a dinner roll.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
When I asked the “brave” guy from yesterday’s post how he heard of me, he said he saw a recommendation about me on Facebook. When he looked me up, he couldn’t believe it. Apparently, a few years ago, he was at a friend’s house and noticed a strange yellow book on the coffee table. He picked it up, turned to a random page and started to laugh. It was The Happy Hoo-Ha by M.E. Nesser. Yep, that was m.e.!!!
When a new male Brazilian client got on my waxing table, he repeated the phrase “I’m gonna be brave.” In between his mantra, however, he repeatedly said, “This f’ing hurts!” All in all, he did a great job.
Don’t let your furry Friday ruin your frisky weekend! Come see the wax specialists at Mark & M.E. 585-473-7360 or Wax It All 585-348-9355 today 10-6 and tomorrow 8-3.
When you get a Brazilian in Suite One at Mark and M.E., this is the sign you see when you roll away from us to get between the cheeks waxed. At this point in the service, there a two reasons to keep smiling. 1) That area doesn’t hurt to wax. 2) You’re just about done!!!! Keep Smiling everyone!!
When I started in the business, I only did nails. My niece came across this bottle opener from back in the day. “Your nails are jewels…not tools!” Now I do Brazilians for a living and I am looking for suggestions for what my new openers should say?
A friend brought over a bottle of wine a few months ago and I put it in this cool gecko wine holder on my kitchen counter. I never looked closely to the bottle until yesterday. It’s a porcupine wine, which cracks me up since I was once called a great porcupine slayer after I gave a girl with thick, coarse hair a Brazilian!
My personal phone was buzzing constantly during a busy day last week, but I couldn’t answer it because I was elbow deep in my work. (literally at times) I guess I could have put it on speaker phone and said, “Hello from vagina land!”
A woman told me she was going on vacation with her man because her kids went to camp for a week. When I asked her where they went, she said Beaver Camp. Of course, I burst into a fit of laughter. They weren’t the only one’s at Beaver Camp.
A woman told me I should sell stress balls for when a client gets a Brazilian Wax. I think these are perfect. Leave a little hair on top and remove everything down below!
