Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
A retired gentleman from Michigan stopped by for a Brazilian yesterday. As soon as he got on the table, he asked for a bullet to bite on. I told him this wasn’t the wild west but he was going to be feeling wild with his wife after I finished with him!
The daily use of coconut oil on your lady parts can keep them healthier, moisturized and ready to party! It also makes waxing that area more comfortable.
I was excited when Colleen asked if she could bring hair extensions to Mark & M.E. Since we are known for Brazilian Waxing, however, it’s impossible for me not to find some humor in all of this.
To ensure I remove all stray hairs from the bikini area, I often tilt my head sideways near the client’s stomach so I can get a better view. A new client must have thought something was wrong with me, because she pet my head lovingly as I was looking for any random hairs.
Want a wild and crazy cootchy? Stop rubbing cocoa butter all over the area because the heavy lotion makes it bumpy and not even remotely sexy!!!!
When a woman asked her man to get waxed between his cheeks, he told her he was worried that it would feel like velcro back there.
There is something very liberating about getting waxed between the cheeks. In fact, it has become an extremely popular service with our gentleman clientele. I think it makes them feel powerful – like batman – or should I say butt man!
Louis Vuitton has v-j-jays on the brain! I always knew my profession was classy!!
We have worked very hard to provide our clients with a nice environment when they come to our salons. Sadly, there are still people who take that as an invitation to steal from us. We had a new tub of sugar scrub taken from the bathroom at Mark & M.E. and a full bottle of lotion taken from the Wax It All bathroom. There is a part of me that would like to remove everything from the restrooms except a pile of leaves to wipe your personal areas, but then I realized the wax technicians may not appreciate that!
An ad for hunting workout gear came up on my instagram feed. Although I’ve never hunted before, I am obsessed with beavers!
