I was recently introduced to someone who asked what I did for a living. When I told her I did Brazilians, she said there was someone locally who wrote a really funny book about her experiences doing Brazilian waxing. Yep, that was M.E.!!!!
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
Some people sweat profusely when they get Brazilians. One client suggested I provide headbands to stop the sweat from running in her eyes during the service. That might be a fun thing to offer while I wax on…wax off!
This is the kind of pie chart that gets me excited! Manscaping is more than splashing some Aqua Velva on your face!
Highlight of my day was when I showed a client the strip of hair I removed from between her cheeks and she said, “You just removed a cocker spaniel from my ass!”
When a client brings her daughter in the wax room. “Mommy, Mary Elizabeth is putting wax in your butt hole. Is your poop going to be blue?”
Conversation with one of my regulars:
“This hurts more than normal.”
“You should have had some water.”
“What do you mean?”
“You’re dehydrated.”
“How can you tell?”
“I’m the pussy whisperer!”
As I was giving a woman her first ever Brazilian, I asked her what she did for a living. She said she worked on a food truck. When I asked her the name of the business, she said it felt awkward saying it out loud while I had the stick between her legs.
I heard there was an incident at a local hospital where a woman was having some “female surgery” and her bush caught on fire! Think she should have gotten a Brazilian, don’t you?
Yesterday we lost power at Mark and M.E. I was able to navigate four waxes in the dark with the help of the iPhone flashlight before the wax hardened up. The life of a Brazilian Wax Tech is never dull!
I had to laugh when a woman walked in the waxing room and declared that her hair was fighting each other down there!
