It was tough for me to see Batman since I do Brazilians for a living.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
Bikini waxing through the decades. Priceless.
“I feel like I’m a flag flying free in the breeze.” An interesting analogy after I gave a lady a Brazilian today.
Cheers to feeling as smooth as a baby on this special day!
It’s hard for me to feel the love for your hairy carpet until I put down some shiny hard woods!
Getting a Brazilian Bikini Wax makes every part of your body want to dance!
Random Brazilian conversation:
-“It hurts today.”
-“That’s because you’re dehydrated.”
-“I should drink water first?”
-“Absolutely. Since you had wine last night and only coffee today, you’re super dehydrated.”
-“Next time I’m drinking a swimming pool before I come in!”
A man told his wife that she couldn’t be an atheist since she screams for God during their sexy times. I told her she couldn’t be an atheist since she screams for Jesus during her waxes.
If you notice there is no BIKINI WAX listed on the Mark & M.E. menu. The typical bikini wax at most salons is very limited and doesn’t allow you the freedom to wear a thong. I started calling my technique a PLAYBOY WAX because it still leaves hair in the middle but allows my ladies to wear skimpy bottoms.
A 60 year old couple reunited after 40 years. They were each other’s first loves. When they rekindled their romance, the man was surprised that the woman was sporting a Brazilian wax. He had never been with a woman who waxed it all. Apparently it was a big hit. He told her that all he needed was a bib.
