Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I’m convinced that doing Brazilians for a living has changed how I look at life. I see the need for my work everywhere. Even in nature.

3 year old: “Mommy, why is there poopy hanging out of your underwear?”
Mommy: “Because I’ve been too busy to see my friend M.E.“

“My husband can’t wait to find my goodies,” a woman says as I’m about to remove months of thick, dense hair. You know what’s really cool? I make it possible for men and women of all ages to enjoy their goodies!

Yesterday I worried about a potentially unsafe work environment when my client warned me that I would need hazard pay by the time I finished her Brazilian.

 Octopussy was released in 1983. Think James Bond would like the new look 35 years later?

I hadn’t seen a client for almost a year and she had done nothing to the bikini area since the last time I saw her. Apparently her boyfriend really liked her W. Yes, he was obsessed with her George W. Bush.

Hair this long shouldn’t stick out of any orifice.

Best way to avoid a hairy tongue? Get a Brazilian Wax.

From brows to bush