Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I had a woman message me and it said, “1974 called me and they want their hair back!”

A woman messaged me and said her man was lost in her jungle.

Dear Lord let this quarantine end!

Going to a beauty salon sure feels essential sometimes.

I know that people are going to be sporting some interesting hair on their head and elsewhere when this quarantine is over, but you seriously need to look at the dude on the bike!

What the wax technicians at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All will look like after the first week of mowing all those overgrown lawns.

Someone told me that by the time the salon can reopen and I’m allowed to do Brazilians again, I’m going to need a lawnmower. This is what I envision.

Since we always wear gloves when we wax, why not have a sense of humor about them?

I never gave beavers much thought until I got into the business. I think they’re pretty darn cute.

Most women wax for themselves and not for their significant others. We hope to get you all bikini ready soon!