A girl was desperate for the quarantine to end so she could get a Brazilian. Apparently 2 weeks ago, her fiancé said no more sex until she got waxed because her hair gave him a brush burn.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
My reaction when I heard Phase 3 starts today! Now we can make this beautiful city bald and soft as a baby’s….
You don’t want to put lotion on your skin before your wax because the wax will not adhere properly. We also don’t like seeing white gooey stuff anywhere.
Drink lots of water this week because we are thinking positive and planning to start waxing on Friday!
As you prepare to get back into waxing again, please do not trim your hair too short. Most times, we prefer if you leave it alone. However, if you can braid that bikini line, feel free to trim it down a little.
Our estheticians still don’t know if they can return to work next Friday or not. I’m an organized person who likes to plan things in advance, but I’d hate to make appointments and then have to change them again. We are praying that waxing and lashes are included in the phase 3 opening. So as soon as we know we can make your hoo-ha happy again and give you princess eyes, we will let you know!
I feel like my life has been on hold since March 20th. I’ve been waiting and waiting for someone to give me permission to go back to my special land of hoo-havia where bald hoo-ha’s and bald hoo-hangs frolic the earth in utter happiness.
I heard the maybelline jingle in my head. Did you?
I got a message from a client that is desperate for Phase 3 to begin because she said her pubic hair was getting tangled in her thong!