Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Although we don’t have an exact date when we can reopen, I’ve begun the countdown to when I can rid our fair city of all the hair it has been harboring in its nether regions.

I think it would fun to have a contest to see who grew the longest hair during the shutdown. (although I’m not referring to the hair on your head!🤣)

I’ve been blonde. I do Brazilians for a living. I thought a dumb blonde Brazilian joke was a fun way to start the week. FYI, it’s Monday my friends.

Child birth is what makes it possible for us moms to celebrate Mother’s Day. And then I got thinking about the Mark & M.E. and Wax It All staff’s contribution to the birthing process.  When we give an expecting mom a Brazilian, it makes the whole experience a little less messy.

That takes my expression “get ripped” to a whole new level!

Anyone else feel like you’re going to emerge from this quarantine a bit heavier, hairier and with no clothes that fit you??

I do, I do!!!!!  

 I woke up this morning thinking about the irony that many people are having more sexy time since they’re stuck at home and would REALLY enjoy getting waxed right now. Sorry we can’t be there for you. Hopefully soon!

I’ve never gone this long without waxing in my entire life. You can keep the pizza, just bring me that belly!

Anyone else feeling like this is how today is going to be? flattenthecurve