Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I bet there are a lot of people that look like this these days without the hoodie.

A lot of people have told me they’ve gained weight during this quarantine because they simply cannot get motivated to do much, including exercise. I woke up this morning thinking about how much extra surface area we will be waxing once we get back to work. It may be significant.

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Getting back to work is going to be an adventure!

When Mark & M.E. was teal.

For our loyal clients that refuse to shave, it’s time to own your new look!

I’ve read several articles about perineum sunning, because I’ve spent a career working in that area of the body. There are factors you need to consider before trying this, however. Actor Josh Brolin actually tried sunning his perineum and burnt the skin on that delicate area. Wow, that had to suck. In Rochester, since we don’t have a lot of sun, salons are closed and people are much hairier than normal, we’ll probably have to wait until summer for the sun to shine through.

Have you thought about putting a bow in your kitty‘s hair yet?

If you feel compelled to trim, please be careful. I’ve been binge watching Dexter and all I imagine is lots and lots of blood.

I can’t wait to play with a boatful of kitties.