A girl told me her girlfriend convinced her to go somewhere else to get a Brazilian Wax and it was an absolute disaster. After the painful, incomplete hour was over, my client told her friend that she has been going to the Rolls Royce of Waxers for years and she would never go anywhere else again. All I know is that if I’m a Rolls Royce, it’s going to be a funky and super fun one!

 Happy to say some men actually wax like us girls!

 

I’ve spent a career removing pubic hair and here someone is selling wigs for that exact area. I guess I should have saved all the hair I removed the past 30 years, because then I could have started my own business selling vagina wigs. What an interesting business venture. 

 

Love, the team at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All – including Bandit! 💖

Don’t let the rainy days get you down! Pamper yourself at the salon, keep a positive attitude and don’t be afraid to dance in the rain!

 A lady told her coworker she was going to the torture chamber after work. (a.k.a. the Mark & M.E. Salon😂) Honestly, I wanted to strap her down! Brazilian Waxing isn’t that bad!!

 Some bodies are more difficult to wax than others. The size, shape and amount of flexibility a client has can really impact our ability to get into all the nooks and crannies. When you’re flexible, however, it’s easier for us to see your hair and be more thorough. In addition, a flexible limb will cause your skin to be more taut which will make the service less painful. So you might want to stretch before you come in for your wax. 

 I waxed a woman yesterday who hadn’t been in for nearly two years. One of the first things she yelled was ‘fudge ripple.’ Then it was ‘fudge ripple, the ice cream because now I scream!’ By the end, she forgot all about the ice cream and was back to the good old-fashioned f’ word.

 Mark & Mary Elizabeth will be playing hooky from work May 14-24. Please plan your hair & hair removal appointments accordingly!

 A woman in her 50’s decided it was time to try that “Brazilian thing” because her white hair was pokey, pokey, pokey just like this hedge hog.