Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

 A Brazilian Wax refers to the removal of all the pubic and rectal hair. Covering the area with your hands not only makes it impossible for us to do our job, it’s annoying.  And, believe me, you never want to annoy a woman who is putting hot wax between your legs!

 Doves are beautiful creatures in the wild. Dove soap, however, can cause wild bumps and even infections when used on certain body parts. Therefore, if you’re struggling with ingrown hairs or certain kinds of personal recurring infections, you may want to switch the soap you use. 

Mother’s Day is just around the corner and giving a gift of beauty & pampering is the perfect gift! Stop by the salon today and pick up a gift certificate for the mom in your life!

 A woman told me she decided to get Brazilian Waxes because she was tired of her skin feeling like sand paper after she shaved. Sand paper belongs on art projects, not private areas. 

 A man watched his girl get a Brazilian and decided he wanted one too. After the first rip, he started yelling.  He begged her to come hold his hand, but she was busy cleaning up. She told him to wait until she got dressed.  He told her that I already saw her stuff so there was no reason she couldn’t hold his hand with no underwear on. She threw her undies on quickly and moved to stand next to the table. He hung onto her like his life depended on it! Men can be such babies. 😂

 A man came in to watch his girlfriend get a Brazilian. As I was finishing her, he decided he wanted one too.  Amidst his yelling and squirming, he asked me if I noticed he only had one ball. I told him that I didn’t notice because my primary focus is to get rid of the hair and nothing else. However,  I had to know what happened. Apparently, he was pulling a gun out of his pocket and shot his testicle. I commented that it must have hurt really badly and he said it did. Then I teased him about whining about a wax. Not for nothing, I’d rather get a Brazilian then get my testicle shot off!

 A woman told me she felt like she could fly after I finished waxing her. That’s how getting a 

Brazilian Wax makes you feel! You should really try it sometime.

 Does the hair on your feet make them sweat more or get tangled in your flip flips? You’d be amazed how popular it is to get your piggies waxed! Come see the wax specialists at the Mark & M.E. or Wax It All Salon today!

 When I googled my blog (hose down your hoo-ha), this is what came up!

Someone warned me that is has been so long since she has gotten a wax that her v-j-jay looks like a poodle with legs!