A walk-in client was hoping we had a shower so she could wash up before getting a Brazilian Wax. Just in case you were wondering, we are a beauty salon, not a gym.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
After I finished waxing a woman, she told me that some of her friends look for groupons or discount salons when they get a Brazilian Wax. “I don’t look for bargains when it comes to my beave,” she told me. “My lady parts deserves the best!” I totally agree.
Two friends came in together to get Brazilian Waxes. It was their first time and they were talking about celebrating after they left the salon. I asked them if they were going to have a drink. The one woman said no, they’d have to have two since they have two labia. Then she said, we’ll need to do a shot for the back side!
DO NOT believe everything you read! The bush is definitely not back. How do I know???? My staff and I waxed so many v-j-jays the past 2 weeks that we are all drowning ourselves in copious amounts of wine tonight!
Today I had a client come in who I hadn’t seen since 2019. She hadn’t done much with her bikini area since I last saw her, so it was a daunting situation to say the least. As I was waxing her, she simulated stabbing me, because the service was a bit uncomfortable. Unlike this caption, however, it was really funny and she left a very happy camper!
Running Late Is Going To Cost You In More Ways Than One!
Both Mark & M.E. and Wax It All book their Brazilian appointments every 15 minutes and if you’re late, not only is it possible that we may have to turn you away, but you will be charged for a missed visit. PLEASE, try to arrive 5-10 minutes before your scheduled appointment time. This is a busy time of year and we want to accommodate every client with the best service possible!
“What have you been doing all day?” I asked a client.
“Smoking,” she answered.
Gee, I wonder why her skin was dehydrated and she was totally intolerant of the wax?
A man yelled “holy ravioli” while I was waxing him. When I came across this picture all I could think of was that his ravioli wouldn’t be lonely once his wife got a peek at his Brazilian Wax!
Pretty piggies and hairless body parts look best on the beach so hurry up and come see the amazing staff at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All before this holiday weekend begins!
